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It’s Not Netflix

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.
Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix
by BinaryHackerMan February 8, 2021
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Netflix

Ghetto Streaming Platform that’s billions of dollars in debt and no longer nothing else of value while known to cancel the good shows to fund crappy movies but yet keep the shows that no one cares or talk about with a few exceptions. You know what I’m talking about.
Netflix is no longer worth it with the titles they have and it’s so ghetto because people in the hood make it ghetto by using strangers accounts and passing out logins like flyers.
by Don't get me in trouble April 24, 2021
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Netflix and Roast

the act of two or more people getting together to watch netflix and proceeding to jokingly make fun of ('roast') themselves or others.
jack and flame wanted to have an entertaining evening with some laughs, so they decided to have a netflix and roast session.
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netflix wrist

The limp and numb wrist you get after hours of watching Netflix on a device.
Dang bro text me back
I couldn’t bro I got Netflix wrist
by TheRealDAC November 5, 2021
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Netflix Weeb

Someone who claims to be a weeb but really only watches less than 10 particular animes at the same time. More specifically, doesn't go to the ends of this world to find the next season of an anime, just sticks to Netflix.
Me: Hey have you watched The Ancient Magus Bride?
Friend: No.. is it on Netflix?
Me: No but it's on-
Friend: Never mind it's probably not that good.
Me:....Ok? Well any recommendations?
Friends: Yeah! Try Attack On Titans!
Me: Already watched and praised. Anything else?
Friends: No. Netflix hasn't put anything new out.
Me: ......Bitch what? You're such a Netflix Weeb, OML
by Anti-HorneeSpray November 12, 2021
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Netflix

Im watching movies on netflix
by anonymous March 18, 2022
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Netflix and chill

Gf to bf: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Bf: Oh yeah I’m down to hang and bang.
by Gmcmom February 8, 2022
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