Golden Ticket

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.

Shit! I've got the Golden Ticket!

by Lucinda September 6, 2005

Ticker

Slang for turn signal

"Do you not know how to use a fucking ticker?!"

by Bcirsiah June 20, 2014

golden tickets

A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets

what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?

by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 25, 2010

ticker

a very cruel and unkind mythical creature that lurks the streets in the gears of war 2 video game

the ticker ran quick

by ojotheshow September 1, 2009

ticketyboo

A word Tom Graves uses to positively indicate an item has been checked off a list.

Tom Graves: Do you have a costume for the relay?
Me: Yes, I have a full-on, adult cow costume with udders and everything that I'll be running in.
Tom Graves: Well then you're all ticketyboo.
Me: What?

by Stevo90277 April 19, 2010

Golden Ticket

When someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. The next morning they awaken to find themselves butt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. Come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.

Mike: What wrong with Sally today?

John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.

Mike: Guess that explains the smell...

by Tommy Rosenbalm April 29, 2010

plane ticket

1g of weed

Can I got 2 plane tickets?

by dzenkins August 24, 2013