Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

Burning Tires

Anal sex.

Gino and Valenci got to burning tires and left the room smelling like a jimmy johns!

by Dockknocker12 May 19, 2023

Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road

Oh Crap I Got A Flat Tire!

by anhandle123 May 22, 2023

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

by italian~ice March 1, 2023

Tired

When your tired of living and losing hope in yourself.

Im tired.

by EveryonesUncle January 23, 2023

tire tread

Inside a woman's vagina, the swelling of the four "legs" of her aroused clitoris, making the surface feel as if it has ridges, akin to the ridges of a tire's tread.

As I fingered my girlfriend, I could feel her tire tread, so I knew she was as ready to go as myself.

by timmerfee January 29, 2023