Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

by italian~ice March 1, 2023

Tired

When your tired of living and losing hope in yourself.

Im tired.

by EveryonesUncle January 23, 2023

tire tread

Inside a woman's vagina, the swelling of the four "legs" of her aroused clitoris, making the surface feel as if it has ridges, akin to the ridges of a tire's tread.

As I fingered my girlfriend, I could feel her tire tread, so I knew she was as ready to go as myself.

by timmerfee January 29, 2023

Tired

Another way to say you have been run over.

"Yo, bro you heard how Andrew got tired by a car?" "Nah man, I didn't know."

by EGGGAURRRRR October 18, 2023

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.

So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023