thunder tool

Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.

“Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”

by Lkot December 21, 2017

Anal Thunder

When you eat too much mexican food and beans and you drink an energy drink, it creates a waste thunder storm.

Dude you should of been there last night, it was like Anal Thunder!

by Nintendo69 February 15, 2013

thunder sexual

The sexual attraction to fuck all, whilst simultaneously fucking all

Jim: I fucked your toaster and it didn't turn me on
Jane: why did you fuck my toaster?!
Jim: because I wanted to

Jane: fucking, thunder sexuals

by The real thunder November 3, 2018

chocolate thunder

When you fill a chicks pussy with chocolate pudding and then hit her in the stomach as hard as you can so it shoots out.

"Man, my room was covered after i chocolate thundered that girl"

by Johnson+Johnson April 19, 2006

Thunder cunt

A cunt suitable for use by the whole family - at the same time if required.

Would you and your brother stop fighting over that thunder cunt, there's room for everyone!

by LouGee October 18, 2008

Afro Thunder

What you call a cool kid that has an Afro

Jim: Hey did you see Afro Thunder today?
You: No, I think he is sick

by The Ultimate Afro Thunder December 25, 2008

thunder monkey

A right-wing political media pundit.

Thunder-monkeys like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are all as crazy a bunch of scarey-eyed, barking moon-bats.

by J. S. Owens December 21, 2003