thunder sexual

The sexual attraction to fuck all, whilst simultaneously fucking all

Jim: I fucked your toaster and it didn't turn me on
Jane: why did you fuck my toaster?!
Jim: because I wanted to

Jane: fucking, thunder sexuals

by The real thunder November 3, 2018

Thunder muffin

A vagina with a bad urinary tract infection

Sorry baby there will be no boom boom tonight because momma has a thunder muffin

by Garageslut October 21, 2017

Anal Thunder

When you eat too much mexican food and beans and you drink an energy drink, it creates a waste thunder storm.

Dude you should of been there last night, it was like Anal Thunder!

by Nintendo69 February 15, 2013

chocolate thunder

When you fill a chicks pussy with chocolate pudding and then hit her in the stomach as hard as you can so it shoots out.

"Man, my room was covered after i chocolate thundered that girl"

by Johnson+Johnson April 19, 2006

Thunder cunt

A cunt suitable for use by the whole family - at the same time if required.

Would you and your brother stop fighting over that thunder cunt, there's room for everyone!

by LouGee October 18, 2008

Afro Thunder

What you call a cool kid that has an Afro

Jim: Hey did you see Afro Thunder today?
You: No, I think he is sick

by The Ultimate Afro Thunder December 25, 2008

thunder monkey

A right-wing political media pundit.

Thunder-monkeys like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are all as crazy a bunch of scarey-eyed, barking moon-bats.

by J. S. Owens December 21, 2003