Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016

swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.

John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?

by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016

d-thinking

The day after getting a dick pick looking at it atleast 2-3 times (or more) in one day

Jenny: what happened with that guy last night
Stacey: well after I left the club he sent me a dick pick and I've been "d-thinking" all day
Jenny: oh that good huh?

by UnicornDEFINITION13 May 30, 2016

Little Data Thinking

Derogatory. A paradigm that some closed minded programmers adopt; thinking that they can only use or have access to data that they have in the immediate environment, memory or localized systems.

Tom, We do have other information. Lets move from little data thinking; we have access to the outdoor temperature of many other sources in the same zip code than just the one in the car.

by Rattybike May 5, 2018

Think. exe

A programme that automatically stops working when at an important test or a final exam.

Le me at test:

Le me: ok question #1

Le brain: unfortunately Think. exe has stopped working

by Wetdookie69 January 3, 2017

dumb thinking

When the logical part of yourself knows that whatever you want to happen isn't going to happen, but you still hope anyway

"I knew that she wasn't coming back, but dumb thinking wouldn't let me stop hoping for a sign"

by NightShade10 February 6, 2017

You think you're getting all new

Getting all new means thinking you are better than someone else

You think you're getting all new just because you think you know it all

by Banter Girl January 25, 2020