Spoon bag

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.

I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.

by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016

spoon tuba

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.

You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.

by Mintynachos September 22, 2017

spoon sigh

The act of letting out a breath frustration just enough for anyone within a 3 foot radius to notice. Usually this occurs when extreme hunger sets in and one is looking for the proper utensil that will compliment their exact meal, of which will be consumed within seconds, only to realize all the utensils are insufficient.

As she poured the last 3 pieces of cereal into her bowl after a long day of work, the girl let out a spoon sigh equipt with a roll of the eyes and hip pop.

by bananna87 March 29, 2010

Spoon Killer

The spoon killer is a person who spoons you until you die. Or he spoons your nuts. the spoon killer is joey white, he lives in the upper part of vaughan.

"spoon deez nuts!!"
-Julian/Joey/Spoon killer

by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023

Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023

Spoon Of Steel

The hero to all kitchen utensils.
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS

Person A: "Hey look its Spoon Of Steel!"
Person B: "Wow Spoon is very cool!."

by Spoon Of Steel July 21, 2021

The dirty spoon

You cuddle your partner but subtly slip you penis into their arse

Me and Maria did the dirty spoon last night

by Coolmanrj December 17, 2017