This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.
Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.
by Education fintech June 3, 2018
Get the The Eugene touchmug. The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.
by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011
Get the colonel's touchmug. the #1 thing that people with iPhones hate, unless they also have an ipod touch.
iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch
easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.
iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch
easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.
by diudiudiudiudiu March 30, 2009
Get the iPod Touchmug. by moistcr1tikalfan May 10, 2022
Get the Touch grassmug. Big Texas Hair is sitting in her cubical touching the turtle. I heard her moans and now I want to wash my ears out with bleach.
Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.
Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.
by happy_turtle July 8, 2010
Get the touching the turtlemug. Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.
"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"
"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".
Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.
"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".
Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.
by Fryer MarsBar May 9, 2009
Get the Touches kidsmug. Saying that you'll "touch base" with someone is really just a fancy or more professional-sounding way of saying: "I'll make sure to bother you about this later."
It's a term that generally only white people use or that you only use when speaking to white people or that you only use when trying to sound white. Either way, if anyone is "touching base" with anyone else, white people have to be involved somehow.
It's a term that generally only white people use or that you only use when speaking to white people or that you only use when trying to sound white. Either way, if anyone is "touching base" with anyone else, white people have to be involved somehow.
Laura: "OK, now that we have an initial plan for Friday, I'll touch base with you tomorrow to make sure no issues have come up between now and then."
Tom: "Laura, we're just going to be hanging out at the mall. Stop being so freaking white about it!"
Tom: "Laura, we're just going to be hanging out at the mall. Stop being so freaking white about it!"
by A Pair of Onions February 28, 2011
Get the touch basemug.