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Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012
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shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.
When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.
by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009
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Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made
“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”
by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018
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Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.
All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.
by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013
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Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.
Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.
by Un Hump January 10, 2023
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tank hanger

To describe when a woman wakes in the morning with one breast exposed outside a tank top.
Realized I had a tank hanger after I hit the alarm this morning
by Manofisle May 30, 2018
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party tank

Similar to a bro top. It is a tank top worn by "bros" who use phrases like "Sun's out guns out", who "pound" beer, and may or may not still use the fist pump at bars. Typically bros who wear these party tanks could use a few sessions at the gym before rockin this top.
I went to a bar once and saw a bro wearing a party tank. He was the coolest dude in the club. I wish I had big enough arms to wear a party tank.
by sunsoutgunsout May 5, 2014
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