Swedish Magic

When you ejaculate into someone's arse, swirl it around then eat it like a meatball

"Did you do Swedish magic last night"

by toecummies September 03, 2022

Swedish jigsaw

When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.

Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.

by Billy Lotion December 24, 2020

Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.

My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth

by Deeptoot69420 May 10, 2023

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024

Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

Swedish Caviar Mix

The jizz of multiple Swedish guys, typically mixed inside the recipient a la Creampie.

Credit goes to KakashiFNGRL

Guy 1: Dude, we made such a nice swedish caviar mix last night!

Guy 2: Yea! We filled her up nicely.

by Hebbe October 01, 2018

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 05, 2018