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Smurf

Any player on TF2 that is on the blue team, or a Noob who sucks at the game. No, not an experienced player! It's a guy who's completely useless, and likes to hide. Just like a goddamn SMURF!
GtFO this server you goddamn Smurf.

I want to be on the red team, so I can kill me some Smurfs.
by ExMachina July 20, 2014
mugGet the Smurfmug.

Smurfed

Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.
Yo i totally smurfed a bitch last night!
by Quinoux December 10, 2018
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

smurf

by Wawie October 20, 2012
mugGet the smurfmug.

Exjw Smurf Girl

An exjw activist who causes urban legends and rumors. Most are true and cause massive public humiliation to Jehovah’s Witnesses. They even cause drama for former JW… see Smurfgirled…
Boy, Whatshername Exjw Smurf Girl really did a number on her Uncle Tony Morris… She got him kicked off the Governing Body.
by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024
mugGet the Exjw Smurf Girlmug.

Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack
Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf
by Nashcar July 8, 2024
mugGet the Chocolate Smurfmug.

nepolion smurf

This is usually a young and small blonde slim shady looking person. they constatly talks down to people and are amazing at lieing! They has beyond small little cocks and their balls are very tiny aswell. Theses people make up for haveing no life by pissing you off. These rare breeds of wanabe people with small balls should be punched in the face if incounterd. Do not feed into this persons desprate attack for attention also this person will stalk anything with a vagina if givin the time of day! This person will most likley live in their parents basment after teenage years. Their parents dont care are always blazed and love to have their dogs smoke weed!

Common look: Anything you think is cool this person will try to buy! They are usually seen lazily watchen james bond and wearing amazingly gay red seagul hollister sleeping pants.
(nepolion smurf): Dude you dont understand!
ME: Vin i think i do...
NS: no dude ive been all over....
ME: HUH?
NS: POWERSTANCE!!!
by truth sucks with a capital T December 14, 2006
mugGet the nepolion smurfmug.

What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.
Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"
by Bakertable January 24, 2011
mugGet the What the Smurf?mug.

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