Kilo Skied

Not your grandmother’s kolache.

When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦

Don’t forget to bring the Kilo Skied!

by Czech_problems December 20, 2020

Ski-tard

A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.

“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard”

by Yama_2 February 2, 2025

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

Ski-B

A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.

He looks okay from behind.

He’s nice but that guy’s a Ski-B.

by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

Ski

Meaning young og/gangster

I’m bored on ski. "I’m ski on my life"

by Youngve December 1, 2018

Flesh ski

The act of underdressing a woman (can be one off the street), sticking your penis in her from behind and riding her down a hill

Bro did you see Dana this morning? Yeah we had a great night, she sucked me good so I repaid her with a flesh ski.

by Cutenipple December 21, 2023

Ski Yeet

Another way of saying “lets go!”

He turned and yelled Ski Yeet after his favorite team won!

by Ski Yeet May 16, 2019