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JP the Shitter

To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.

Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.

Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.

Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.

Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.

(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
mugGet the JP the Shittermug.

Shitter

All my hard work down the fuking shitter!!!
by WordMakerLol XD July 25, 2023
mugGet the Shittermug.

Shitter

A toilet that is literally a shitter
" I'm gonna go hit the shitter!"
" Aight man " - Jersey Accent -
by New Jersey Lover July 29, 2024
mugGet the Shittermug.

bucket shitter

A bucket shitter can be any person employed in the art of drywall or sheet rock. Specifically, the task of applying joint compound, or "mud", to the joints between sections. Usually used to refer to the old and typically French-Canadian or Hungarian professionals.
"That guy is a bucket shitter from way back!" "What a bucket shitter! Mudding those walls like a pro!" "Hey, bucket shitter, mind if I get in there to wire that receptacle?"
by Click4328 February 1, 2017
mugGet the bucket shittermug.

Shitter

Someone who just doesn't use any type of common sense. A person who just wont listen to what's right or what makes sense.
Yea my mom is a shitter, she wont take the time to preorder a ps5 and says there will be a bunch in stock.
by @shitters November 11, 2020
mugGet the Shittermug.

Afghany shitter

Shooting blindly while ducked behind cover
He’s doing the afghany shitter
by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023
mugGet the Afghany shittermug.

shitter

n. (colloquialism, slang) toilet
n. (proper) A social media platform designed for those with an IQ of 70, and which confines broadcasts to 140 characters. Erroneously known as "Twitter".
"Where's John?"
"Just gone to the shitter."

"HEY DO YOU USE TWITTER?????"
"You mean, Shitter, right?"
by Anti Twitter June 12, 2017
mugGet the shittermug.

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