Sneaky Pete

1.Having sex from behind (slang: doggy style) & without saying anything to the lady you quickly pull out & put it in her anus before she realizes what you're doing.

2. Suprise anal sex with the woman you are Having Intercourse with

Chrissy: "That guy last night gave me a bloody Sneaky Pete !!!"
Jess: "omfg lisa, Nick fuckn Sneaky Pete 'ed me this morning! "

by D2K 3636 May 3, 2018

pete web

pete web hahhaha mario web hahahhaa

haha pete web

by Raexer May 21, 2021

Pete-o-file

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete

Mate your dad is such a Pete-O-File

by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

Pete Townshend

dirty nonce

ye da takes after pete townshend

by toothyjones March 27, 2024

Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.

‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’

by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019