Jump On The Bandwagon

A phrase commonly used when someone supports another place/thing for the sole reason that it is popular now, and not that they supported said thing before it spiked in popularity.
Person A: Look at this prick, last year he was all McLaren and now he's supporting Red Bull because Verstappen won!
Person B: Way to Jump On The Bandwagon, I bet $20 he switches teams if Mercedes win
by SubparPŒtis April 17, 2022
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Jump Jock

A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.
Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?

John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.

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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?

Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.

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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!

Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!

Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
by Captain DFTBAwesome October 31, 2010
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Scoob Jump

A Scoob Jump occurs whenever someone yells “Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump” toward Scoobs. He is then obligated to perform a pencil dive like jump in the air, no matter the circumstances.
Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump”
by Cheese172636 May 11, 2021
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waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
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jump pocket

Another word for asshole used in jail and prisons.
How did he smuggle those drugs into jail?
He brought them in his jump pocket.
by February 19, 2021
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couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.
Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.
by Chris Langner March 05, 2009
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Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.
I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.
by o_.._o July 24, 2015
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