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hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger
by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017
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Badger Basher

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.
“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
by anonymous January 2, 2025
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glory badger

a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina
: was she fit?

:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her
by glenng421 November 28, 2011
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Badger

A mystical gifted but slightly dubious woodland creature, who is more potent in moonlight. Has been spotted knocking around with San, Dee, and wee special Sue in the Dublin area
"Oh look, it's badger and her bandits. Jesus what ever you do, don't look her in the eyes. You don't want to end up like wee mental Kevin from Rathcoole, sure his face looks like his arsehole now, it was a pure mauling!!!"
by Badgerhands October 14, 2020
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Orange badger

when your having sex with a liberal and before you finish you whisper Trump is your president in there ear and hold on
I was on a date and went back to her house and gave her an orange badger
by Bigbigk August 24, 2025
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badger

A term used to describe a really hot female, for discreet purposes! e.g. a tampon!
maaan check the badger 6 oclock!
by sarah boot July 20, 2008
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gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
by phoenix steel March 10, 2008
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