zombie vibrator

A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.

Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf Vibrator. How does someone so dumb rewire electronic toys so well?

by Mr. Pickles January 12, 2005

Zombie Cow

What happens if a dead cow isn't hauled off to be processed into meat fast enough. They are usually green and smell like mold. Certain people can turn into Zombie Cows when murdered, if they are fat enough or are extremely dim-witted.

I clubbed the cow in the head and it fell like a rock, but no one came to cut it up so it turned into a Zombie Cow.

by Sgt. Gemstone March 5, 2007

Zombie Mode

Is a term used to describe someone who has consumed excess amounts of alcohol and smoked marijuana. This is because a person who has done this usually turns very pale and loses the ability to complete basic functions, such as holding a conversation or using their cellular devices. A person in zombie mode also will struggle to stay conscious and may pass out very early.

Example 1: On Halloween eve last year some of my friends drank plenty of alcohol and walked over to a seniors house, where they then smoked marijuana. After this they walked back through campus to their dorms, thus being zombies for halloween.

Example 2: Went to a party and saw a freshman I knew sitting on the couch all alone. I went over to initiate a conversation with the freshman only to discover that he could not hold a conversation or even keep his eyes open. He was in zombie mode.

Example 3: Person 1: Hey man, what happened to you last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I passed out at like nine o'clock.
Person 1: Really? Why?
Person 2: Dude, I was a total zombie last night.

by mckeky01 September 4, 2010

Zombie Dick

Typically occurs when she says it's that time of the month, and you drunkenly reply that you don't care and have sex anyways. Upon examining your penis post coitus, you realize that you now have a bloody Zombie Dick.

"Dude it looks like someone dipped a hotdog in ketchup and slapped your sheet like twelve times." "Nah man I just had an absolute Zombie Dick.

by JakeDaPillowSnake December 1, 2015

zombie flu

You have the flu so bad you feel like the walking dead

I didn't have the regular flu, I had zombie flu

by SunnyDay April 9, 2014

Closet Zombie

(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.

(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.

(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"

(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"

by TopHatter June 7, 2009

Swag Zombie

People who hang around booths at conventions to get free stuff.

Dude, those swag zombies totally took that shirt I wanted.

by ZmbieJesus September 15, 2011