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Suicide porn

To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.
Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer
by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017
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tax porn

Tax law changes with supporting anecdotes or cases sited where they are almost unbelievable and yet true.
"Did you see this juicy bit of tax porn? HIE Holdings, Inc. v. Comm. TCM 2009-130? The dude tried to hide money from his wife by setting up a shell company with his mistress where she billed out $20K a month for fake coffee beans and pretended to buy arcade games! For $20,000 a month he should have bought some of the arcade games."
by Slanginfoguy January 1, 2021
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stoner porn

Something that is Fun, or entertaining to look at.
That movie Dr.Strange, Stoner porn man. Nothin' but Kaleidoscopes.
by Commander Buns February 16, 2017
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porn snob

Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.
"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."

"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
by smpoza September 2, 2011
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Jello Porn

A commercial or a scene in a movie where you see jello wiggling all over the place.
Did you see World Gym's new commercial? It has tons of jello porn in it.

Ewww!!!!!!
by Byarbro September 27, 2011
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envy porn

Porn that you wish you could be in or look as good as the person in the porno
Wow that person has a huge cock I wish I was hung like him "envy porn"
by kickass anynymous April 25, 2014
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Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs
1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
by ansb May 22, 2013
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