the hand that feeds

a song written by trent reznor of nine inch nails on the with teeth album
Will you bite the hand that feeds
Will you chew until it bleeds
Can you get up off your knees
are you brave enough to see
do you want to change it
by Jesse Iniguez June 09, 2008
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poopy hand

the act of putting your hand between self's butt cheeks (collecting the residue on to the hand) and putting the hand in another one's mouth.
Roberto never spoke to Keong again after the poopy hand.
by kmin June 30, 2010
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shelby handed

Tim was shooting Shelby handed around barriers today at the range.
by dgarage June 12, 2020
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hand stringing

The activity of putting string around each finger on your hand and then attaching the other ends to your cock and pleasuring yourself.
Dude 1: bro have u seen this new trend hand stringing?
Dude 2: yeh it seems kinda kinky
by Daddy johnes October 10, 2020
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Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom
by fivesome April 02, 2015
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Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
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Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrectedMichael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict
Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.
by iamoftheschitter December 29, 2021
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