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the hand that feeds

a song written by trent reznor of nine inch nails on the with teeth album
Will you bite the hand that feeds
Will you chew until it bleeds
Can you get up off your knees
are you brave enough to see
do you want to change it
by Jesse Iniguez June 16, 2008
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poopy hand

the act of putting your hand between self's butt cheeks (collecting the residue on to the hand) and putting the hand in another one's mouth.
Roberto never spoke to Keong again after the poopy hand.
by kmin July 4, 2010
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1800 Hands

It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.
John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!

John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived
by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021
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dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff
OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please
by never99 February 2, 2021
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Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrectedMichael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict
Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.
by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021
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Justice hand

A downward slap in the face to someone who has done you wrong, lied, or in any means made your life complicated. Unlike it's counter parts AKA the bitch slap, and pimp slap which is only inteneded to humiliate, and gain currency
Some one is spreading rumors about you at work. Thus creating alot of tension from co-workers, so you would confront that person and give them the justice hand. Smacking them down to the floor so they look up at you and realize to respect.
by Endos October 16, 2008
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Claw Hands

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.
Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"
by JenJen77 February 3, 2010
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