Ham and Cheesilist

The high and mighty second hand leader of the oder of ham and cheese.The great master of speech.The one to rally up the crowd of HAMsters to stop and reinforce what the they believe in.
Ham and Cheesilist:we are one .we must stick together.
HAMsters:here, here
by Gaxellex February 15, 2016
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swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".
Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"
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Ham Train

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.
by popeamadeus June 08, 2010
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Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham
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Spicing the Ham

Misa: Oh whats up?
Arasia: MISA!
Kistune: Here she goes Spicing the Ham again -.-
by Jellywool25 November 19, 2011
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rubbing the ham

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form
by The white knight February 10, 2015
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Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf February 13, 2011
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