Granny Grinder

A person who loves to grind on grannies

James is a granny grinder

by granny grinder June 2, 2018

Granny sniff

A soundalike for Granny Smith

Person 1: Hey, look, that guy looks like a granny sniff.
Person 2: No, you're a granny sniff you fuu-jee apple.

by plagiarismbelike January 29, 2024

Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.

OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?

by Handsome Ass Nibba January 29, 2024

Granny Juju

"Granny Juju" is the hottest thing on earth and can be used to describe something as attractive

"My girl almost as bad as Granny Juju"

by iamritz July 22, 2024

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

Granny

The annoying character that hits you with a baseball bat

Playing granny then granny comes and hits me with a bat
Me:WTF?

by sandman236 July 5, 2018

granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020