When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.
by Goon slap March 21, 2024

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.
by joshma February 4, 2024

Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.
by b453dw0rdw1z4rd June 25, 2024

When you're a chinese boy named Alex and you love gooning and edging and playing Roblox and gooning to it
Yk that one boy from China named Alex who loves gooning and does it every evening? Yeah he's definetely Alex Goon
by certifiedmasterbaiter69 December 10, 2024

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point where you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.
Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."
Darren: "Just goon stoopid."
Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"
Darren: "Atta boy"
Darren: "Just goon stoopid."
Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"
Darren: "Atta boy"
by fapaddict November 26, 2023

When you're working on a lot of music projects and getting close to done but never finish to completion.
Me: I swear I'm gonna get this album done this year
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already
by Herelick Mycrotch May 24, 2024

by absolute d1 gooner hengooner August 30, 2025
