divorced dad

hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍
by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021
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MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life
"oh no my dad is in jail"
by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 19, 2018
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my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK
by toxfn November 16, 2020
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My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago
by BigBruh1424 May 13, 2019
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Dad Roulette

Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.
"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.
by MasterOfWang July 09, 2020
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party dad

"yeah it was my sons birthday party then i had a badge that said party dad and i wanted to be party dad"
by rawr XDXDXDXDXD January 13, 2018
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Scumbag Dad

He will go on a journey to get you milk
Scumbag Dad
by RoseRed669 January 27, 2023
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