grocery shot

Having a racing stripe in your underwear.

That fart was kinda wet, it might have left some grocery shot in my underwear.

by Mike March 31, 2005

Gate Shot

The morning shot of heroin for a heroin addict. The first shot of the day to give you that push out of the gate. Can also be used for other addictive substances.

Dude, I need to save a gate shot for tomorrow, or I might die.

by TheDreamseller July 8, 2010

Shot in the dark

A phrase used to describe a random guess, sometimes associated with a certain South African sprinter.

I didn't know the answer to the question so I took a wild shot in the dark, Oscar Pistorius style.

by DanielTustin83 February 3, 2015

shot me

1) Low blow

2)To be hit with a projectile

3)What someone screams when they're being over dramatic

1)"What Stephanie said about Carl was horrible"
"Yea, I agree, she basicaly shot him with that one"

2)That fucker shot me with his fuckin gun! what the fuck?

3)(Steve gets hit with a spit wad)
Steve-"Ahh you shot me!! You bastard!"

by phatkid1221 September 24, 2009

pirate shot

Taking an 8 oz shot of straight hard liquor in one go. Chasers optional. If you get 1/4 down, you're a landlubber, 1/2 is a deckhand, and 3/4 or more is a pirate. The Captain status is reached if the shot goes down in under 5 seconds and/or no chaser is used.

Eric and Stan finished their pirate shots last night, Catherine was a deckhand, but Gwen is now a Captain.

by Lindsai January 11, 2009

shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”

by Jack Krabitz January 1, 2009

spidey shot

A spidey shot, by defintion, involves a male ejaculating semen onto a woman's body part, i.e. face, tits, ass, etc. The aftermath resembles a Peter Parker type attack, thus, the spidey shot.

Boy, Fluffy likes taking spidey shots at the gas station !

by Birdman 33 May 22, 2005