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tard spinner

What the teenagers are using now, also known as fidget spinners. Originally used for kids with ADD ADHD
Look at Jimmy's new tard spinner
by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017
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Fuck-Tard

| Fuck-Tard | : Noun
¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.

² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.

³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
³ Dippy + Dumb + Imbecile + Dumbass ÷ a Foolish Fucker = This type of person.
"You ruined it, you stupid FUCK-TARD!"
by Rockstarr3702 April 21, 2020
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lub of tard

A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.
"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"
by Mr. Lopezo November 27, 2012
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Ditz tard

A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?

Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
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MAGA-tard

A person who pays reverence to the radical ideologies of the alt-right as well as having a strong devotion and loyalty to former President Donald Trump.
Mr. Tanner’s rant of election fraud and other conspiracy theories is making him sound like a MAGA-tard.

There’s a pastor on TV explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save the United States. What a MAGA-tard.

Look at all the MAGA-tards storming the Capitol!
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh December 14, 2021
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Millarde Tard

A Millarde Tard m'lärd tärd is a person who automatically thinks someone is bad or has ill intentions simply because of one's wealth.
What a millarde tard, he doesn't even know him and he's already accusing the millionaire neighbor of being part of some terrorist organization.
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
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HBO-Tard

HBO-Tard is a combination of the words "HBO" and "Retard.", sometimes also referred to as a HBO-Believer or HBO-Enjoyer.

The original definition referred to someone who believes HBO's miniseries on Chernobyl; however, that has been expanded and now refers to people who believe blatantly obvious and easily debunked things originating from various sources, including but not limited to HBO Chernobyl, Zero Hour Chernobyl, and other Chernobyl media.

HBO-Tard can also refer to an extremely uneducated (but not necessarily misinformed) individual on matters related to Chernobyl and RBMKs, typically someone who actively denies facts despite being presented with overwhelming evidence contradicting them.

Examples of misinformation that HBO-Tards commonly believe include, but are not limited to:

- Believing the reactor lid's caps (AKA The Rod Caps) jumped up and down before Chernobyl-4 exploded.
- Believing Aleksander Akimov pressed the AZ-5 button.
- Believing Anatoly Dyatlov was a moron who violated safety procedures.
- Believing that the power surge happened prior to AZ-5 being triggered by Toptunov.
(Note: power did increase slightly but it went back down again after)
No way this guy thinks that the rod caps jumped, what a fucking HBO-Tard!
by Thxtnt June 28, 2023
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