taint brush

The article used to clean or scrub one's taint. Can be anything from a toothbrush to streetsweeper depending on the size and severity of taint uncleanliness. Traditionally used by females; males use grundle brushes.

Stay out from under Meredith, she hasn't used a taint brush in years.

by webecheefin April 10, 2006

riddle taint

1.)also the combination off asshole and dick head if you attend embry-riddle
2.)The act of flipping a collar up if youre wearing a pink shirt and wearing giant horse googles from a stupid flying movie as sun glasses,
3.)sweater vest

"Im sucha riddle taint!..im from upstate NY where the real gangsters live so we all have to wear our easter egg gang color shirts and flip up our collars in my new convertable and go drive to a laguna beach party!"

by riddle rectum September 24, 2005

taint thinner

one who licks taints

i.e. Andy Bond

see grundle brush

by Senor Badass March 27, 2004

Taint Bandit

the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.

I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.

by KanoMac October 23, 2009

puff taint

The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.

Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.

by Gtome222 May 27, 2016

Taint Bubble

When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.

I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.

by RyanMP August 26, 2013

taint scrape

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.

Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!

by Backdoorbandit September 15, 2013