when your sitting on the toilet and you challenge the person sitting next to you in a shit war. After you have finished, pick the shit up and measure it. Based on who has won, wipe your shit on the loser and piss on their face. Diareahh automatically wins and in the case of a draw, the person who eats their shit faster WINS
by Q-Man888888 December 3, 2009
Get the T-WHITEmug. by BlueTaiga August 16, 2016
Get the T the Dmug. A t-dine is a bad witch who does not give a duck. She is emo and a gangster. A t-dine loves knives. But most importantly a t-dine is hilarious
by Gibby Astella July 25, 2017
Get the t-dinemug. Short for "The Noob(s) Of The World". The noobs of the world won't understand the "T not W", and that's how you can tell if a person is a noob.
Person 1: "I lost my keys to the car"
Person 2: "T not W.."
Person 1: " .. what?"
That's how you can tell if someone is a noob.
Person 2: "T not W.."
Person 1: " .. what?"
That's how you can tell if someone is a noob.
by MasterOfMidgets45 April 14, 2011
Get the T not Wmug. by erinlikesfoodandnotleo December 14, 2017
Get the mikey tmug. by 85 Sizzurp June 2, 2021
Get the T-Blockmug. Noun: /'kɑl kidɑŋ/
(Name origin Amharic: ቅኣ-ልእ-ክኢ-ድኣ-ንእ)
Kalkidan T. is like a disease; an addiction you cannot get rid of once encounter her presence. She is a modern day men’s problem that a 21st century maturity cannot solve. She cast her magical smile on you and next thing you know, you cannot escape her spell. She has irresistible personality that no strong fortress of your heart can overcome; she is far more destructive than the ‘Fat man & Little boy’ atomic bombs. She drops in your life when you least expect her and leave you weakened with catastrophic fondness that you no longer disregard to admit. She is as small as a microbe that you never anticipate would be so important but end up taking over your neurobiology & thoughts. She becomes part of your life you enjoy having every day. She is an obsessive person whom you cannot get enough talking to – her voice is a sweet melody to your ears. She is that fun sized cupcake creature with a smart ass brain triggering your sapiosexuality.
Her radiant light skin, her thin red lips, her dark smoky eyes with hard angled eyebrows, her beautiful finger nails, her thick hair and her natural body scent that sticks to your olfactory nerves of your nasal sensory system…They are all lethal weapons formed against your purity. You just cannot stand them, you will finally lose and become a simp.
Synonyms: Shawty, 4k beauty, Friendly microbe, Saro Maria Chocolate Cake, Amron Shawarma, Moya Choco chip
(Name origin Amharic: ቅኣ-ልእ-ክኢ-ድኣ-ንእ)
Kalkidan T. is like a disease; an addiction you cannot get rid of once encounter her presence. She is a modern day men’s problem that a 21st century maturity cannot solve. She cast her magical smile on you and next thing you know, you cannot escape her spell. She has irresistible personality that no strong fortress of your heart can overcome; she is far more destructive than the ‘Fat man & Little boy’ atomic bombs. She drops in your life when you least expect her and leave you weakened with catastrophic fondness that you no longer disregard to admit. She is as small as a microbe that you never anticipate would be so important but end up taking over your neurobiology & thoughts. She becomes part of your life you enjoy having every day. She is an obsessive person whom you cannot get enough talking to – her voice is a sweet melody to your ears. She is that fun sized cupcake creature with a smart ass brain triggering your sapiosexuality.
Her radiant light skin, her thin red lips, her dark smoky eyes with hard angled eyebrows, her beautiful finger nails, her thick hair and her natural body scent that sticks to your olfactory nerves of your nasal sensory system…They are all lethal weapons formed against your purity. You just cannot stand them, you will finally lose and become a simp.
Synonyms: Shawty, 4k beauty, Friendly microbe, Saro Maria Chocolate Cake, Amron Shawarma, Moya Choco chip
Examples:
Me: Yo, I think I zinged for the girl I told you about.
Simp Me: Welcome to my world, you just caught the “Kalkidan T.” disease.
Person: What do you call an adorable worthy of attention person?
Me: A Kalkidan T.
Me: Yo, I think I zinged for the girl I told you about.
Simp Me: Welcome to my world, you just caught the “Kalkidan T.” disease.
Person: What do you call an adorable worthy of attention person?
Me: A Kalkidan T.
by luffinelu247 January 9, 2022
Get the Kalkidan T.mug.