Cargill Suck

A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.

Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”

by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019

Math Sucks

Everyone in your class hating math

Teacher: Get ready for math
Students: Math Sucks

by Ezra is fat January 19, 2022

suck a yucky

Felatio

Bob: ‘Look, you do what the hell I say okay?’
Len: ‘Listen Bob, when you can learn to suck a yucky come back and talk to me then.’

by Raceready October 21, 2020

mosquito suck

When she can't throat it all so she just kisses it

"That guy was so long I had to mosquito suck him"

by Mander926 April 22, 2017

butt suck

someone that sucks butt

butt sucker

by FLiX July 3, 2002

energy suck

A person who sucks the energy out of your life or conversation; similar to how appliances suck energy even when they're turned off.

Also: vampire suck.

Sara was such an energy suck because she was always creating so much drama.

by Blondie2282 January 13, 2011

Trick Suck

When the penis is simply pointed at the mouth, possibly touching the lips, then a hand is used to achieve ejaculation. Done by spooge hounds that don't want to risk gagging or that nasty head-cheese taste.

I really wanted to go balls-deep and bust my nut down her throat, but all she would do is trick suck me.

by OmegaBob November 30, 2006