ap biology student

A student that is academically gifted in the study of biology. They live, breath, and sleep biology. All they talk about is biology. When biology is not being spoken of, they throw in a sentence that relates to biology. People think they are crazy for taking an AP Biology. They endure endless hours of homework, sleepless nights, and 19 paged tests every single day. They walk around with a blank look on their face when they are not in biology class because they are wondering where they are. They do not know what to do outside of biology class. They are awkward. They only know how to communicate logically with their fellow homo sapiens that take AP biology. AP Biology students are generally superstitious about staying away from tall buildings and pointy objects when they do not have biology class.

AP Biology Student #1 "Hey, I bet I got less hours of sleep than you!"

AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."

AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."

AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."

by bobcat10101 December 5, 2013

Pine View Student

INtellectual Badass

look at that kid his hair is gray from all the studying

ya thats a Pine View Student

pineview is a 2-12 school only for people who have an IQ over 130 it is located in osprey,fl and is very hard

i left because of the workload but i miss the people there

by ajonespvs December 18, 2010

Ignorant Honors Student

A person who is in all honors classes and thinks that you will have no future if you do not go to Harvard. Tends to believe that nothing matters except getting all A+'s. Does not think independently, whatever the teacher teaches them, they believe. Rejects anybody who gets less than a B+, and hates anybody in 'standard' classes. This person is most likely either white and/or asian.

CP Student: "Bro, do you listen to hip hop?"

Ignorant Honors Student: "No way you stupid idiot! I'm not black and that hip hop crap supports violence!"

CP Student: "Umm... You don't have to be black... and real hip hop doesn't support violence."

Ignorant Honors Student: "I'm way too gifted to be talking to you!"

CP Student: "Well do you listen to Jimi Hendrix?"

Ignorant Honors Student: "Who is Jimi Hendrix?"

CP Student: "Wow, you are so ignorant."

Ignorant Honors Student: "My teacher says I'm smart!"

by The Roots February 23, 2011

studholme

(verb) to studholme.
To practically demonstrate the deep throat action as portrayed in many educational media publications. Usually performed with hairy legs and sideboards.

Stephen, tell your dad to stop coming to my house and studholming me all night. Im getting sick of having to walrus him.

by johhnyboygomez June 13, 2005

student store

a class in high school were you spend an hour hitting the random button on urbandictionary.com

dude i cant wait for my fourth period, its the student store

by californian in washington May 15, 2009

Studbanger

~Proper Noun:
A man that pretends to not be promiscuous or have a sex addiction when in fact he is a raging nympho.

Can be heterosexual or homosexual. May possibly be carrying STDs.

Woman #1 " Oh my god, he's a studbanger, how disgusting!!"

Woman #2 " I stopped fuckin' the studbanger after he gave me crabs and syphilis"

Guy #1 " DUUUUDE, I gave it to her ass to mouth to skank pitand back to her ass, I'm studbanger of the month!!!

by #1 Studbanger February 17, 2010

Stud Tail

The Stud Tail is the men's version of the ponytail. More and more people turn into metalheads and grow long hair. Because these guys look amazing and pony is too girlish, stud tail is more appropriate.

Man1: Man, my hair is coming all over my face, i can't see anything!
Man2: Tie it in a stud tail!

by Corruptor666 December 14, 2009