Stoned

To become a stone after smoking.

Yo it's josh and he's so stoned.

by Fuckchris May 18, 2015

stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

Stonehenged

When an item you receive is much smaller than you anticipated when you ordered it (a la the Stonehenge model in "This is Spinal Tap")

Bruce: I ordered a poster off eBay but it was tiny. I thought it would be a lot bigger.

Steve: Yeah man, you got Stonehenged

by MetalliStripe March 26, 2016

stone cherry

Hardcore virgin, untouchable

Remember that one chick she wouldn't give it up, what a stone cherry...

by handy454 October 5, 2016

Stoned Out

When you knock out(fall asleep) from being so stoned. Knocked out from smoking weed.

Look dude, his ass is stoned out!

by Jaysm May 18, 2017

stone cold mode

It's when you go into badass mode, highly characterized/influenced by WWE/F wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Kelly: Are you going out tonight?
Joseph: No I'm gonna play some games and go into stone cold mode

by The_Real_JRS July 22, 2017

Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017