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Stoned

To become a stone after smoking.
Yo it's josh and he's so stoned.
by Fuckchris May 18, 2015
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stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock
I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock
by A real dads dad March 4, 2016
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Stonehenged

When an item you receive is much smaller than you anticipated when you ordered it (a la the Stonehenge model in "This is Spinal Tap")
Bruce: I ordered a poster off eBay but it was tiny. I thought it would be a lot bigger.

Steve: Yeah man, you got Stonehenged
by MetalliStripe March 26, 2016
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stone cherry

Remember that one chick she wouldn't give it up, what a stone cherry...
by handy454 October 5, 2016
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Stoned Out

When you knock out(fall asleep) from being so stoned. Knocked out from smoking weed.
Look dude, his ass is stoned out!
by Jaysm May 18, 2017
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stone cold mode

It's when you go into badass mode, highly characterized/influenced by WWE/F wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Kelly: Are you going out tonight?
Joseph: No I'm gonna play some games and go into stone cold mode
by The_Real_JRS July 22, 2017
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Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)
"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone
by Kony Island October 12, 2017
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