by Phillipus August 7, 2023
Get the standing on bizness mug.Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.
by sasgon February 19, 2009
Get the Spanking gear mug.The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
Get the C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk) mug.by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018
Get the 7 mile spanking machine mug.This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.
When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"
by Rashed, J November 8, 2008
Get the shanking mug.The network is satanic. It's a group, pyramid system, with many varying layers of wealth - and poverty, on the lower rungs - including police, the intelligence agencies (ALL OF THEM), doctors, executives, actresses, waitresses, you name it - even the guy running the gas station. It's large and controls all aspects of our world. What is known as gang stalking is really just what is honestly known as "aggressive surveillance" by network members. The way to deal with gang stalking is to bless your enemies, with all the love, kindness, and empathy you can command. For those on the dark side, these higher frequencies are like hot coals on their head...
The explanations she was giving me in her attempts to explain away my claims of gang stalking were so far-fetched that she seemed to have lost touch with reason. I suspected fear was the culprit and I empathized with her. Nobody wish that to be true, especially if it touches a loved one...
by bluewords_ July 7, 2009
Get the gang stalking mug.Gang stalking is the term used to refer to the perceived perception by individuals that large mobs of people are stalking them, for whatever insidious purpose. It is closely related to the perception that one's mind is being read, or that others are constantly talking about one behind ones bat.
These perceptions all egocentric (that is, centred around the person believing they are experiencing gang stalking, not necessarily egoistic) symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. If you are under the impression that you are being gang stalked and aren't an oligarch who's made public statements against Vladimir Putin, or a mobster: you are not, seek help
These perceptions all egocentric (that is, centred around the person believing they are experiencing gang stalking, not necessarily egoistic) symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia. If you are under the impression that you are being gang stalked and aren't an oligarch who's made public statements against Vladimir Putin, or a mobster: you are not, seek help
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