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stepfather syndrome

The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.

WARNING SIGNS:

1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.

stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.

stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.

stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.

stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
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stepping your game up

When in a relationship. hooking up with a girl that is hotter then your girlfriend.
Hey didn't you cheat on Amanda....... Nah i stepped my game up by hooking up with Amy. yea your right you were just stepping your game up.
by yeabuddy101 February 26, 2011
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steppy

WHEN A TASK TAKES TOO MANY STEPS TO GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B
WIRELESS PRINTING IS TOO STEPPY.
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Stephan King

The masters of Horror!
person 1: OMG that scared me sooo much!

person 2:He's a total Stephan King!
by Christine Doyle August 3, 2008
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stephanie siemiller

co-host of G4techTV's, Fresh Gear, show and is undoubtedly one of the hottest hosts in the entire G4techTV network.

Not only she has image, but she also has a mind that has knowledge in the technicalities of information technology.
"Dude, forget Cameron D. Stephanie Siemiller is all that I need!"

"Stephanie Sei...who?"

"Dude, you don't know? What noob you are living under a rock!"
by anjiro November 6, 2004
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Stepdad

A guy who came in a kids life to care for them and love them like they are his own. He is the type of guy you wish was your dad in the first place. He will forever you live you. He will protect you from everything and will take his life so you can keep yours.
I call you dad because really your just that great of a Stepdad.
by cutest step daughter ever June 13, 2017
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Stepper

A type of medium tempo R&B music, mostly from the 1970s and 1980s, that is danceable, smooth, rhythmic, and in the groove. Also, the person able to dance with style to it. Somewhat linked to pimp-style. New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Georgia (the whole state) have their adherents.
That's my song! That's an ole stepper!
by JStronglund December 5, 2020
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