Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.

After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.

by Berkules May 22, 2008

sbeeth

squeezing a dogs nose with any combiation of fingers;pronounced "zbeeth"

"I gave my dog a sbeeth and he sneezed."

by Scho December 28, 2007

sheet creep

What happens during the night when the fitted bottom sheet gets partially or entirely detached.

I didn't sleep well due to sheet creep. When I woke this morning my bottom sheet was partially on the floor and I was laying on a bare mattress.

by pennythek September 20, 2010

skeetchie

A disrespectful term to call sommone with an Aditude,Or a Hoe

That Skeetchie ass Bitch Just Mean Mugged Me !

by CierraChenille September 30, 2010

seetard

Someone whose vision is so horrible that it's retarded

Haha that guy just walked into a wall, he must be a seetard.

by Blafucock March 30, 2011

skeet nug

A nugget (or, by extension, a person/place/thing/idea) of less than desirable standing; one that possesses such qualities, an insult

Amber was being a skeet nug to me today at work, what is her problem?

by Francisco, El Specialisto July 23, 2011

Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!

Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?

by barnscar1 August 16, 2011