Loving Stab

An impossible action where one stabs another with love.

Lo the Hoe: That just stabbed me in the heart.

Nurf Boy: It was a loving stab though.

by Lo the Hoe October 20, 2010

Scab Stabber

Someone who cannot let go of old wounds and allow them to heal, and won't allow others to do so.

Every time that Scab Stabber came over, she wanted to talk about my ex and how we all used to hang out back in the day. After a while, I just had to stop taking her phone calls.

by Word Kitchen July 15, 2011

the stabher grabber

A male individual that goes into cardiac arrest while doing it doggie-style with his woman. He collapses on top of her, like a ton of bricks, and severely fractures at least one of her wrists.

The doctor told Lucy she has to keep the cast on 4 to 6 weeks. I warned her to take it easy with Grandpa John because he could have the stabher grabber, but she didn't listen.

by silkyesteeb August 22, 2011

Mental Stability

A stage of the mind that can only achieved when you are an extrovert dead or eating pineapple on pizza.

Is that how a mentally stable person thinks?

Mental stability

by Groudon uses groul July 8, 2018

poo poo stabber

British slang for a homosexual man Typically used as a derogatory term.

"I just got hit on by a dirty poo poo stabber. I told him to go play with his own yarbles!"

by Russ on the bus September 4, 2013

stab-and-forgive

A stabbing action at a person who offended you or made a poor excuse for their absence. After stabbing them you can forgive them.

On the night of John's stag do his mate called up and said "sorry i can't make it". Stab@him, but forgive him. Stab-and-forgive.

On the night of a Huge engagement party so and so did not turn up, because of spam email apparently. Stab-and-forgive.

See also: stab@thee.

by stabmeister August 14, 2006

Shaubatron

A bad ass autonomous robotic organism that can transform into a gorilla or a volvo. Shaubatrons tend to be clumsy and stupid, like goombas.

Shaubatron just slept with a girl with enormous boobs and fell asleep on her floor while eating potato chips.

by Jackhammer88 July 9, 2009