Shaubatron

A bad ass autonomous robotic organism that can transform into a gorilla or a volvo. Shaubatrons tend to be clumsy and stupid, like goombas.

Shaubatron just slept with a girl with enormous boobs and fell asleep on her floor while eating potato chips.

by Jackhammer88 July 9, 2009

Sabatron

1) A person who speaks in a dull, monotonous voice and sounds as if he/she is reading from a piece of paper.

2) The current principal of Northern Valley Demarest.

1) Dude, if you're giving a presentation in English, don't be a Sabatron.

2) Did Sabatron say if we have a Day A or Day B schedule tomorrow?

by Pustin Jark January 3, 2009

Shazzatron

The Shazzatron is a mostly solitary creature, residing in it's darkened hovel preening it's self in front of it's web cam. It attempts to portrey it's self as a genuine kind hearted soul and often succeeds in luring the young, unsuspecting and week of mind. The warm, kind hearted front is a mere ruse and nothing more than an attempt at gaining popularity so as to have what it feels to be some level of control over an online community. The Shazzatron's supporters often follow it blindly into battle in any flame war unaware they're under it's spell, (akin to that of a siren to a sailor) and willing fight for a cause they may not believe in.

The Shazzatron's favourite prey is younger unpartnered males. It encourages them, offers them a breast and mothers them. On occassion, older females are also dragged into the Shazzatron's web. Some become rock solid aly's, others are acutely aware of it's true motives and shun the creature. Most of it's prey are not aware they are under it's spell and doing it's bidding. A fortunate few souls see the light and recover from their ordeal relatively unscathed.

The Shazzatron's favoured trick is to perform act's that will be seen by others as selfless and above and beyond the call of duty. These act's though are far from selfless. As with all actions by the Shazzatron, any seemingly selfless act is for no reason other than to gain kudos and community approval. Such acts serve also to cement the ruse as genuine, in the minds of it's prey and others.

Beware the Shazzatron, there is one lurking near you.

Hey man, did you see that new girl online the other day?

Yeah man, don't bother with her she's a total Shazzatron.

by Miah81 July 15, 2009

Scabatron

Somebody who has sex with dead people.

Shell: So, Abi, go to any parties at the weekend?
Abi: No, but I did go munting with Joe.
Shell: You sick Scabatron!

by shell54321 December 26, 2009

SHAGATRON

A man who considers himself the terminator of sexual encounters - not necessarily true, generally delusional.

SHAGATRON, ENGAGE!

by MrYoungs December 27, 2019

Shabatone hangover

When one sleeps for 16 hours and takes a refreshing shower but only after another amazing weekend with ohel

“I’m sorry Rebbe that I wasn’t in school until Wednesday, I was in a critical state of Shabatone hangover.

by Horny starfish December 31, 2020

shabbaton

Shabbatons are events for Jewish teenagers that take all weekend. They are usually hosted by Jewish youth groups and sometimes Jewish schools. They could be held at hotels, camps, other people's houses, etc. They are supposed to be a weekend full of learning and keeping Shabbat and doing other Jewish stuff, but teens usually go to these shabbatons to get away from their parents and to bond with other teens and they do drugs, drink alcohol, and hook up with each other and trash the place that they are staying in.

Eli: I cannot wait for the Shabbaton this weekend!

Jacob: Me either! I have been waiting to score Hanna all year!

Sam: I will get the pot and liquor....

by zombicorn6666 May 24, 2014