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Crossreference Internet Stalking

To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.
"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."

stuffing the stocking 

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

smacking 

1. awesome; incredible; great; fantastic
-can also be used as-
2. horrible; useless; bad quality
3. Interjection
That was a smacking performance!

What smacking sound quality...

Smack that!
something a dumb ugly guy does when you DONT WANT HIM. No you didnt just ask her out or flirted , she told you NO 500 times and you didnt hear it. No one looks at your myspace. Youre delusional and sick and need a life stalker boy.
he was STALKING her and he tried to pass it off as FLIRTING.
stalking by ddfg December 26, 2007

slacking-off 

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.
"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."
slacking-off by StonyBear November 10, 2011

spacking 

Swift emotional movements of limbs and torso.
An unskilled tap dancer pushing her ungainly feet to exhaustion to the embarrasment of all.
spacking by Jerome Nyssen July 21, 2005