i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"

by Haunting baker August 31, 2022

Starbby-speak

Nonsensical terms created by Starbucks for branding purposes; often words misappropriated from other languages. E.g., Grande/Tall/Venti, Chai Latte, Vivanno, Hand-crafted Beverage, Latte; barista

Someone held up the line by refusing to use Starbby-speak; she confused the barista by ordering a "small" coffee.

by Tigrotina July 20, 2009

Speak

Literary genre. Characterized by heated arguments occurring between people. Strictly non-violent. Objects may be damaged, but the oral combatants do not directly physically injure each other on purpose under any circumstances. The arguments are the defining characteristic of this genre. It is called Speak.

"Ping Wins invented the litereary genre known as Speak, in which the arguments between different parties are the centerpiece of the literature, in the same way that sex is the feature of erotica, or battles are the feature of the action genre."
~Ping Wins January 6, 2020

by Ping Wins February 5, 2020

Speak white

What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.

- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.

by Chón August 27, 2024

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 10, 2021

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022

The unholy shmuley won't let me speak

You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments

- say it, say it, say it, say hamas are terroristes
- the unholy shmuley won't let me speak

by Yang007 December 8, 2023