spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

Spank it with a little heat

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.

Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.

by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022

spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery

John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.

by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

Rank spank

A term used in the game of skat(31) to show victory!

Rank spank, throw your chip in!

by Jonny D April 1, 2004

SPANK BANK

A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.

Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

sycronized spank

When several men get together and beat their meat at the sane time. Usually ending in synchronized climax.

Me and the boys did a sycronized spank, all that can at once was a little overwhelming

by Negativechromosomes April 19, 2018