sofa king wii tawd dead

another way of saying so fucking retarded

Jake: "hey mike did u know you are sofa king wii tawd dead?"
Mike: "no dude, but i did know you were"

by saynab February 4, 2009

Sofia

Sofia can be a quiet person when you firstenter her then she becomes very loud and outgoing but don't trust then they'll ditch you at the last minute when you needed themail he most

Oh I kinda like that sofia girl shed be a nice friend
No don't she'll destroy yoh

by Mawhitenigga January 27, 2018

sofa

abreviated version of so fucking

man, my fupa hurts sofa much!

by mr. fupa king September 2, 2006

SOFA

Southern Oregon Fat Ass

Checking out the women at the bar, they were all SOFAs.

by Diesel Driver January 11, 2009

sofia

a stink

sofia is stinky but worst of all her coochie stinks

by hsjshennenewnne January 22, 2018

sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.

"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"

by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009

Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010