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snatch purse

When a woman hides items of personal value in her vagina.
Bro, my sis thought she was going to be searched by the 5-0, so she stored her crack in her snatch purse.
by Stealthy_Redneck October 31, 2017
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snatch rag

A clean piece of laundry laying near your bed that can be used to clean up or absorb extra moisture when you're having sex with a girl and she keeps having gushing orgasms or you've cum and it's just too wet.
The other night I was making love to Shelby and her pussy got too wet so I told her to grab my t-shirt and use it as a "snatch rag".
by J-DAWGG September 6, 2013
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Snatch Burglar

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.
Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar
by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022
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Snatch trap

When the woman entices the man to be in a relationship. Like when a man entices a woman to be caught in the dicksand.
He was gonna dump he but he was so far caught in the snatch trap he married her
by Snopar April 14, 2017
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Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.
I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.
by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018
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half-snatched

the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head
skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.
by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018
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Snatch Fairy

Any women when she is being an complete pain in the ass!
Holy shit my girl friend is being such a snatch fairy about me going out tonight!

Why are you being such a snatch fairy, I'm only going golfing?

Could you possibly be a bigger snatch fairy?
by jlebeau450 March 3, 2010
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