smitheryn

A weasel-ish type of man who eats used napkins and steals baby's hats. Pretty much a crim baba.

Tom "Hey where did my dirty socks go?"
Reginald "That little Smitheryn is probably cuddling with them like a crim baba."
Tom "Indubitably."

by TurkeyMcDonald February 1, 2014

shithandler

Someone who handles shit.

Look at that farmer touching all that pig shit. What shithandler.

by theredfalco May 11, 2016

Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving

Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!

by SBliss August 27, 2017

Smithpetered

The act of losing your pants and not knowing where, when, why or how this happened.

I saw you last night, and you were totally smithpetered.

by Smiley120 December 31, 2017

Smitheram

A lover of all things gay. Pegging is one of their favourite pass times, alongside incest and anal fisting.

I hear Taylor's a smitheram! Fucking gross right?

by CuckMe March 15, 2018

Smithjosh

Long

He’s late again ? What a smithjosh

by XxxMoyxxX July 3, 2019

sithavady

A weird Asian last name. Who are you if you this is your name. Let's hope you got a boring, easy to pronounce first name like Mary.

Jerry: Have you heard of Sithishfnajoro?
Ki: Who?
Jerry: You know...
Ki: Ohh. Sithavady?
Jerry: That's how you say it?

by doyouknowwhatthisis March 4, 2020