Scotch-cat 

A term describing the emotional and physical feelings of one after an extreme night of boozing, which can also include unadulterated sex. A feeling of being burnt out. Most commonly used when communicating with parents.

"Yo pops, I am so scotch-cat right now."

Scotch-cat by Christian "Jim Steel" Bedger and Matt "The Cat" Schechter October 1, 2006

Sloth Day 

Sloth Day. The day everything and everyone moves slower due to heavy gravitational pull. This vision of a day to come in the near future was originally conceived back in January of 2007 by the famous "SuperSloth"

"...and in my dream weird shit started to happen, like the earth's gravitational force increased and it became very hard to move around and lift things. this only happened when going outside, normal gravity was felt inside buildings. This is very important."

But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. For there shall come a day, when all men of lesser strength shall perish, a day when the gravitational force will increase, but only outside buildings, the day of Sloth Day.

Sloth Day by teh symphonicreverbz January 18, 2007

SLORCHICK

Slut, Bitch, Prick, Dick, and Whore all in one word

stop being such a slorchick.

SLORCHICK by HACKTHE1337MASTER July 3, 2005

scotch plains 

A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.

It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."

Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.

Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.

Blue Devils 4 Ever.

Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.

Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?

scotch plains by Delivery Guy 1 December 3, 2007

slitch

a motha fuckin slutty bitch

women love this, word when you get home from work tonight say "whats up Slitch" and see what a fine response you get from your wife/chic

slitch by santa killer August 3, 2007

Scotch-tape skies 

A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.

I found a photograph of Grandma sitting in her roadster under Scotch-tape skies.

Scotch-tape skies by Bottom Ford January 2, 2010

Slorch 

A demeaning slang term that combines slut, whore and bitch.

Joe's new girlfriend is a real slorch.

Slorch by Communist Dan November 17, 2004