Reparations Severance

A financial package, like a golden parachute, added to BIPOC employment contracts that include diversity titles or JEDI responsibility. The severance package accounts for the emotional labor and emotional tax accrued during the job and protects against the statistically likely premature dismissal due to organizational flightiness, shifting of priorities, or gaslighting of the candidate.

I negotiated reparations severance into my employment contract because it was a Chief Diversity Officer role, and they like to fire us after they get their Linkedin photo-op.

by tiffany jana September 17, 2021

The severance

The October 16th 2020 incident
Aka the chapter 71 incident
Aka the supernatural's thanos snap
Aka your fav bathroom-ghost turning into doritos

We don't talk about the Severance here...

by QuandaleDinglefan June 6, 2022

Emo Slavery

When someone takes an emo's chair

This is emo slavery!!!

by WolfAssassinMT30 June 7, 2022

legalized slavery

Working for a company that pays you near or exactly at minimum wage.

There is too much legalized slavery in this country.

by LouisAWP June 8, 2022

Reproductive slavery

Delegating single sex of human race to second class citizen when they become pregnant, in that their choice of options gets legally limited.

Supreme Court judges removed legal protection against reproductive slavery to increase number of births of American babies to American women, or so they claim.

by with boobs July 20, 2022

Nolan severson

Nolan severson is a term used for a future football prospect.

Tyreek hill was such a nolan severson in high school!

by Bigboy05 August 2, 2022

Call Several People Table Gremlins Day

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything

Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"

by TakaGoBrrrr December 21, 2022