Often pronounced seemone,seamen and Simon...she...is goofy...loves to do round offs,hesitates constantly before doing them...falls off her chair laughing alot...hates s.n, will "fart on your desk" enjoys fresh meat,is a talented dancer a d gymnast,so very studious and is one of my absolute favorite person.
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
Detto OG, Capo di borgo Venezia, comandante supremo della setta dei rapper di tutto il mondo
Assassino occasionale (se serve anche a Reggio Emilia)
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Assassino occasionale (se serve anche a Reggio Emilia)
Ghostwriter del tuo cantante preferito
by Grattakek November 22, 2021
Simone is a lovely girl she has light red hair and has lots of friends she stands up for her friends and breaks up fights.She thinks she is ugly but her friends always say shes not.She doesnt have the best life but gets through it.She is friendly with everyone.She is mainly a Scorpio or Libra.
by DABEASTIS August 18, 2020
Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
by Cblrstone February 07, 2023