Simon

A person who tried to get laid, but ended up with a man. No one even knows how but it happened.

Person 1: You're being such a Simon right now.
Person 2: Oh shit
Person 1: I'm a guy lol
Person 2: *Dies*

by TKS205 November 5, 2019

Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

erica simon

A very pretty girl that doesn't understand that her best guy friend wants to be more

Don't pull an Erica Simon.

by What's my real name? October 13, 2016

ms.simmons

The thiccest woman alive her booty is literally 2 galaxies

Dang cristian diaz is such a Ms.simmons .

by Action_penguin September 17, 2017

Simon

To become swoll, too swoll to explain in words. No further explanation is needed. If you're not to this swoll level, you wouldn't understand.

I got a new jacket and it's so Simon.

I got a new jacket and it's too swoll to explain.

by The Swoll Master December 31, 2009

Simon Says...

Krystal, I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?

Simon Says... "Krystal, whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly."

by Simon11 February 2, 2013