shitty mist

When you have diarrhea and have to fart at the same time.

I ate this taco from taco bell and it gave me shitty mist.

by LukeP3 February 23, 2017

shitty mop

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor

I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass

by That dud July 2, 2017

shitty wankers

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.

"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".

by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017

Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

by Callijames April 24, 2018

Shitty good

When your life kinda sucks, but you're not dead or hooked on crack.

Alejandro: "Hey rice, how have you been buddy?"
Rice: "Eeehhh... I just got fired from work but the doc says I dont have colon cancer after all... Guess I'm doin' shitty good"

by Rice brocoin May 28, 2018

shilay

Shilay's are some of the most gorgeous women on the planet. Highly elusive, they are incredibly hard to find and tend to be very mysterious. Shilays are tall with big gorgeous curly hair. They are usually very artistic and musically inclined. They are the best friend you'll ever find. People are naturally drawn to them as they are easy going, artistic and hilarious.

Damn I just met the most amazing girl!
Ah, she must be named Shilay, am I right?

by zuzana June 8, 2018

shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.

Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..

by Geigs33 June 13, 2018