i said a cuss once

When one is saying a cuss and the sudden action of peepee falling off soon commences. It is fatal for a peepee to fall off so do not cuss
Aiden: HECK
*his peepee falls off*
Aiden: I SAID A CUSS ONCE AND MY PEEPEE FELL OF
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Like the poet said

A phrase used to jokily articulate or emphasize something you said, which was most definitely not said, ever, by a poet.
Friends talking:
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter
by Lillekuriboi May 17, 2018
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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
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