Salty Shower

The act of a male masterbating on the face of another male or female.

I was sleeping one night to awake to my husband giving me a salty shower.

by neomodus October 24, 2008

Salty Brownie

After a long, pleasurable round of anal sex, a man blows his load into the girl's bum. Immediately followed by the girl deficating into his mouth.

My boyfriend is such a freak. He made me give him the salty brownie last night

by Dirty T_Baggin Dan February 5, 2010

Salty boi

A sissy boy that obsessed and gets upset over things that are meaningless and stupid, because they have nothing better to do with their time.

Why are you being such a salty boi about “The Bachelor” last night. No one gives a fuck about that show. Go be mad about something important.

by Salty boi September 20, 2018

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

Salty Piss Flaps

An over-sized labia as viewed from the rear, especially if the owner is into watersports.

I was expecting gormet sushi, but all I got were these salty piss flaps!

by Testiclese Giganticus April 21, 2003

Salty Dog

cocktail

A cocktail comprising of Rum and Sea Water. Often drank in regional Australia during summer.
The Rum used is usually Captain Morgans or Sailor Jerry's but Bandaberg Rum has been known as an alternate in far north Queensland.
The Salty Dog was first invented in 1871 by a group of sailors that had their Rum stock pile flooded with sea water.

by SaltyDog1871 February 25, 2015

safety blanket

When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.

1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.

2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence

Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.

by pansplatterer April 25, 2010